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Hello <player>, (yes, that's you!) I'm not exactly living on the fat of the land, but I am urgently looking for a successor to inherit my humble legacy (a house, a bed and a pig).
If you are interested: Come to me at once. In case you are not: Thanks a bunch, that'll leave our kin accursed forever.
Your uncle Horatio
P.S. That's not a joke, so hurry!